VIXENED

v. (vix-nd) to have an encounter with a particularly alluring lady
Ex. He got vixened last night.

72 hours to end the War on Drugs

benromberg:

Sign the petition to back calls to end the War on Drugs on Avaaz.org

Those backing the call include Ernesto Zedillo, former president of Mexico; George Papandreou, former prime minister of Greece; César Gaviria, former president of Colombia; Kofi Annan, former UN secretary general; Fernando Henrique Cardoso, former president of Brazil; George Shultz, former US secretary of state; Javier Solana, former EU high representative; Virgin tycoon Richard Branson; and Paul Volcker, former chairman of the US Federal Reserve.

12 months ago
merciury:

By Ryan Yoon

merciury:

By Ryan Yoon

stonerbusiness:

You know this is how this show started.

LOLZ

stonerbusiness:

You know this is how this show started.

LOLZ

Reblog if you want “have you evers” in your ask box.

(Source: breefireflyx3, via stonerbusiness)

thedailywhat:

RIP: Ming Ming, the world’s oldest panda, passed away from kidney failure at a nature preserve in Guangdong province, China. She was 34.
According to the China Panda Protection Center in Sichuan province, Ming Ming died nearly two weeks ago, however, for reasons unknown, the announcement was held until today.
Wild pandas have a typical lifespan of 15 years, while captive pandas live 22 years on average.
[ap via wapo / photo: reuters via cbc.]

thedailywhat:

RIP: Ming Ming, the world’s oldest panda, passed away from kidney failure at a nature preserve in Guangdong province, China. She was 34.

According to the China Panda Protection Center in Sichuan province, Ming Ming died nearly two weeks ago, however, for reasons unknown, the announcement was held until today.

Wild pandas have a typical lifespan of 15 years, while captive pandas live 22 years on average.

[ap via wapo / photo: reuters via cbc.]

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(Source: magicalnaturetour)

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I just signed an urgent petition to stop the Uganda Anti-gay bill. Join me now!

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In 24 hours, the Ugandan Parliament could pass a brutal hate law that would impose the death penalty on citizens who repeatedly “practice homosexuality.” If we can keep this law from reaching a vote this week, it will die when Parliament closes on May 12th. Click to sign the petition, then repost this campaign!

1 year ago

Battles: Ice Cream

Awesome.

DAMN.

DAMN.

not fair. all of them are prettier than me and they are men.

not fair. all of them are prettier than me and they are men.

Love is a temporary madness; it erupts like volcanoes and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of eternal passion. That is just being in love, which any fool can do. Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. Those that truly love have roots that grow towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossoms have fallen from their branches, they find that they are one tree and not two. - -Louis de Bernieres

http://www.goodmorningandgoodnight.com/?p=3533#

thedailywhat:

Fuming Feline of the Day: The most adorable cigarette-addicted kitty you will see today, guaranteed.

[videosift.]

 
A 23-year old medical student makes lists of all the tasks that he must accomplish each day. He spends hours studying and refuses to go out with his colleagues even when there are no tests on the immediate horizon, preferring to spend his time looking at specimens in the laboratory. He keeps meticulous notes during all his classes and prefers to attend every lecture, not trusting his colleagues to take notes for him. He is doing well in school and has a girlfriend who is also a medical student. Which of the following disorders does this student most likely have?
A. OCDB. Obsessive-compulsive personality disorderC. Obsessive-compulsive traitsD. Schizoid personality disorderE. Paranoid personality disorder
F. Fuck you, that sounds totally normal. Asshole.

http://www.globalnerdy.com/2011/05/04/thats-not-ocd-youre-just-a-slacker/

A 23-year old medical student makes lists of all the tasks that he must accomplish each day. He spends hours studying and refuses to go out with his colleagues even when there are no tests on the immediate horizon, preferring to spend his time looking at specimens in the laboratory. He keeps meticulous notes during all his classes and prefers to attend every lecture, not trusting his colleagues to take notes for him. He is doing well in school and has a girlfriend who is also a medical student. Which of the following disorders does this student most likely have?

A. OCD
B. Obsessive-compulsive personality disorder
C. Obsessive-compulsive traits
D. Schizoid personality disorder
E. Paranoid personality disorder

F. Fuck you, that sounds totally normal. Asshole.

http://www.globalnerdy.com/2011/05/04/thats-not-ocd-youre-just-a-slacker/

oh my goooooooooodnessssss

oh my goooooooooodnessssss